LAKE HAVASU, AZ - Spring break revelry took an unexpected twist today when hundreds of partying young coeds found themselves to be the object of affection for a gorilla with an 18" dick. Hundreds of young college women have reported that they were dripping from head to toe in sticky gorilla cum.

When asked if the gorilla has been seen mating with any of the party girls, officials refused to confirm it. "There have been quite a few girls walking funny though, and the ape seems to be in a good mood." Read more here